imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
some hipster quote turned 3 today!
*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*
yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything
So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?
Why don’t poor people just buy more money?
"Ah ah ah! Not for you!" you scolded, swatting his hand away from the bowl of candy that was sitting by the door. "But can’t I just have one piece?" he whined. "No, you can’t. All the kiddos will be here soon, and I really don’t want to run out." "But I just want one," he grumbled. Just as…
956. A muggleborn gets a starbucks coffee machine (with all the shots) one Christmas, and decides she can’t do without it come OWLS so she brings it to Hogwarts. Within a week she is running a highly successful black market in frappuccinos, and McGonagall is in at 8:00 every morning to get her gingerbread latte.